The Actual Ranking.

Not even gonna list Top 5, the same things are happening with them as have been happening with them for ~20 years.

Now, some movement.

6. Alpha Chi: desperately climbing their way up, and succeeding. Not top 5 and never will be, but a decently respectable and well rounded house. They’ve got a few oddballs in the bunch, probably girls they HAD to give bids to if they wanted to keep their numbers up. That new house really did them some favors.
7. A Phi: Moving upwards, but they are always around 6-8. Pretty girls, but not very involved on campus. Their house needs a facelift desperately.
8. Gamma Phi: This is a controversial placement, but in a few years it probably won’t be and a rank of 7-8 will be expected. Currently average at best, but they need to check themselves for continually rushing weird girls. When they redid the house, they should’ve gone more in AXO’s direction.
9. Delta Gamma: Up from where they were in 2021/2022 (dead last), they are still struggling to recoup their losses after their massive scandal. Last year’s and this year’s PC has been disappointing. Struggled with the same “rushing weird girls” problem GPB has, but somehow worse given their reputation. House is still gorgeous.
10. Alpha Gam: The least vain and selective house on campus, their numbers are good because girls who don’t actually fit the sorority stereotype can find a home here. Honestly, the only differentiating factor between them and Alpha O is the house.
11. Alpha O: Same as AGD, except their house needs a facelift.

This is gospel. Anyone who disagrees with me is guilty of heresy.