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POLL: Is it Okay to fart loudly during RUSH?

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#131  by: Czech Hat   
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Love this so much. I only eat beans for one week before rush, I like to be prepared! And I never wear underwear during rush, I like the freedom!

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#132  by: S   
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There once was a girl named Poppy,
She dressed for RUSH quite sloppy,
She wore a squirt and a top,
But nothing under this slob,
Then she farted with glee,
And soon sat on knees,
When her bowels went plop plop!
The smell was so bad,
But still she was glad,
So again she went plop plop!
Her turds on the floor,
So she ran out the door,
During RUSH her farts went pop pop!

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by: SesJul 14, 2024 5:30:30 AM

Brilliant!

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by: FdoJul 15, 2024 6:48:28 AM

She ran for the door,
And into Lake Mendota,
She farted and farted,
Then came the bubbles!
She moved like a jet ski,
Her farts were so powerful,
Until swimmers grabbed her,
That started her troubles!
A dog licked her face,
And the sun went down,
But her farts continued,
In Lake Mendota she drowned!

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#133  by: G   
#133    

Let them rip! Farting is fun.

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#134  by: Trisha   
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Just got to cut one during RUSH

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#135  by: Waea   
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I truly enjoy Taco Bell, and twice a week me and my sorority sisters eat Taco Bell, then we sit down and light our farts on fire.

Happiness always!

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#136  by: She says    
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Power is in a good fart:

You can clear a room.

You can punish the bad.

You can reward the good.

You can light up darkness.

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#137  by: Mushy Tushy   
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Rush is my time to eat beans and go commando…

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#138  by: Sw   
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“Crop dusting” the RUSH crowd…

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#139  by: P   
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Nails 50
Blonde hair 300
Clothes 150
Make Up 15
Beans 2
Tacos 5

Ready For Rush

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#140  by: Cx   
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I have my plunger, and a toilet brush, 15 rolls of toilet paper, and 22 pounds of baked beans. I am ready for RUSH!

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