Let's break it down...
Most likely to make a girl pay for his drinks
Most likely to have all freshman at their parties
Most likely to have highschoolers mention and want to rush here because of the point above
Most likely to cheat on girls
Most likely to consist on getting in their lifts about 3 times a day
Most likely to live at home with their parents after college
They arent about each other, they care about themselves as an individual, hence why they almost got kicked of