Pi Phi to halt construction on new house

When construction crews began excavating the site of the new pi phi house where the APR and laundry room were planning to go, they were startled by what they found underneath the old house.
A voodoo doll of every single member of gamma phi beta with a pin through both eyes. The dolls, depicting girls from PCs 2020-2022 were surrounded by candles and incantations written on the walls of a vast network of tunnels that led all the way to the GPhi Theta and Sigma Nu houses. The floors of the Snu tunnel were worn smooth by years of wear and tear.

Authorities have blocked off the area and are investing further. When asked for a comment, the Pi Phi house manager and alumni representative denied the existence of such tunnels and blamed everything on those meddling construction workers.