if sororities were drinks
by: Gotcha
Alpha Phi: Empty Bottle of Grey Goose
-Sure it has no substance, but it's pretty and expensive!
DG: Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 1992
-Even more expensive
-Did I mention my daddy has a winery?
Theta: Mason jar of local hard cider
-~Trendy~ and ~alternative~
Kappa: Rum and Sam's Cola
-Tries to be something it's not
-Still good tho
Tridelt: Jungle Juice
-Fun and people actually like it
PiPhi: Gatorade and vodka
-Sporty
-Might be at the pregame but won't be at the mixer
SDT: Long Island Iced Tea
-Long Island
AEPhi: Bloody Mary
-Kinda messy but it works
AXO: Mimosa
-Sweet and mild
KD: Franzia Moscato
-Too sweet, not mild
AZD: Keg of Budweiser
-Down to earth, fun at parties
PSS: Strawberry lemonade Svedka
-Better than nothing
Phi Mu: Eggnogg
-Seems nice but something's a little off
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