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if sororities were drinks

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Alpha Phi: Empty Bottle of Grey Goose
-Sure it has no substance, but it's pretty and expensive!

DG: Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 1992
-Even more expensive
-Did I mention my daddy has a winery?

Theta: Mason jar of local hard cider
-~Trendy~ and ~alternative~

Kappa: Rum and Sam's Cola
-Tries to be something it's not
-Still good tho

Tridelt: Jungle Juice
-Fun and people actually like it

PiPhi: Gatorade and vodka
-Sporty
-Might be at the pregame but won't be at the mixer

SDT: Long Island Iced Tea
-Long Island

AEPhi: Bloody Mary
-Kinda messy but it works

AXO: Mimosa
-Sweet and mild

KD: Franzia Moscato
-Too sweet, not mild

AZD: Keg of Budweiser
-Down to earth, fun at parties

PSS: Strawberry lemonade Svedka
-Better than nothing

Phi Mu: Eggnogg
-Seems nice but something's a little off

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this is the most accurate thing i've ever read, look nowhere else freshmen

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everything is accurate except tridelt. no1 likes tridelt

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Actually dying at how accurate this is

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This is so accurate

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idk why this is getting buried it's hilarious

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