KD...I have awaken

So I was watching KD's Go Greek Video last Saturday and that is the only thing I remember about myself. Who am I? What's my name? How old am I? Where am I? All I know is green and white and girl scout cookies. so. many. girl scout cookies. i have tried to intake other substances, but the only thing that stays down are thin mints and simoas. I don't know how long I'll be awake for, I keep getting invited back, but I fear that they rejuvenate the hypnotic spell through their videos...and now that they're in person?? will i ever be myself again?? the in person presentations are most likely way more powerful than through the screen. i have to stay true to myself, but i dont know how to do that if i dont even know who i am. am i alone in this? is any one else experiencing the fading in and out where sometimes you randomly wake up to girl scouts shoving shamrocks down your throat? oh...oh...i feel my brain succumbing to their ritualistic momma bird feeding of the tagalongs...is anyone in this KD simulation with me?!