Kappa's affair with scientology??

by: concernedbystanderAug 26, 2021 10:30:23 AM

Throughout the history of Kappa Kappa Gamma, they have a national reputation of being "rich." Yes, there's the basic cover up of "daddy's money," but we all really know where it's coming from: The Church Of Scientology. Think about it, all the hazing they can get away with, all the oral bids they can say, the suspicious alum who threaten to remove their money? sounds like Tom Cruise and John Travolta written all over their brand new colored house. Listen KKG, as many layers of paint you try to cover your tracks with, we all know what's really happening. Time to be like Nicole Kidman and yeet out of that marriage with Tom Cruise.

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#1 by: anotherconcernedbystander Aug 26, 2021 10:35:57 AM

Howdy. Kappa here. This accusation is absolutely true, though you missed a couple key factors in our affiliation with the Church of Scientology. During the initiation process, each new member is required to sell their soul to John Travolta by sitting on a dark room and singing the entire Grease soundtrack from memory while bowing to a cardboard cutout of Tom Cruise. This is a beautiful ritual that allows us to grow as a sisterhood.

By: anotherconcernedbystanderAug 26, 2021 10:35:57 AM