my experience at theta

Went to theta yesterday. Got taken into a small closet with only black lights and all the girls with pearly white teeth surrounded me in a circle smiling to where I could only see their smiles. They played “tip toe through the tulips” on repeat for all 35 minutes then instead of dancing me out they crowd surfed me down the line (last out of course) and all chants stopped. It was complete silence. As I exited the door, their president smiled softly and whispered “well be watching you” in my ear. I got
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