real fraternity ranking

Bringing back this post and adding some comments of my own. Though this ranking was solid but has changed now that year has progressed.
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I’ll throw out some party ranks for you all from the top few to the bottom of relevancy... some fraternities might throw better parties than others, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re better overall. T = Top houses, UM = UpperMid houses, M = Mid houses, LM = LowerMid houses, B = Bottom houses EB= Extreme bottom

Sig Ep (T)
Delta Sig (T)
Sig Chi (T)
Lambda (T)

PiKapp (UM)
Kappa Sig (UM)


KA (M)
Fiji (M)
Pike (M)
SAE (M)
Chi Phi (M)
Sig Tau (LM)
Phi Tau (LM)

Sig Pi (LM)
Alpha Sig (LM)
Delt (B)

Phi Psi (B)
Sig Nu (B)

The top houses consistently throw better parties than everybody else. Sig Chi has been questionable this past month and Lambda has had the most attractive girls. Sig Ep and Delta Sig have a nice mix. Kappa Sig used to be a top 3 party fraternity, but the quality of the girls and overall size of their parties have decreased as the fraternity has continued to fall in relevancy. PiKapp is solid all across the board, but not really great at anything. KA throws damn good parties for such a hated fraternity, but has too many middle tier girls to be considered a top party fraternity. Pike and Fiji honestly have very overrated parties, but their name appeal usually helps them both attract decent looking girls. Their 4 in 4 out rule is ruining them. Phi Tau has good sized parties and some attractive girls, but also a lot of ratchet girls that hold them back. Only relevant because of that highschool musical kid. Chi Phi has good sized parties, but you won’t find a single above average looking girl at any of their parties. Don’t think their doing anything special packing mediocre houses with a mediocre crowd inside a tiny house.


SAE has been throwing some crazy good parties someway. Sig Tau and Sig Pi throw solid parties that attract mostly LowerMid girls. Delt, Alpha Sig, and Phi Psi all have solid sized parties, but most of the girls that party with them are mediocre looking GDIs. Sig Nu really just doesn’t know how to party. They talked all summer about how much their parties would improve, but from what I’ve heard the parties haven’t been any bigger or better since the start of the school year.

There are another 15ish fraternities not listed (Bottom houses that don’t really throw down), but Phi Kappa Theta and ACACIA would probably be the best of that group.

This is entirely subjective, but from what’s been happening recently we can say Pike is definitely falling off, Sig Chi falling, and DSig rising, SAE rising, and Kappa Sig falling.