You will come across many types of drinkers while in college – people who drink for different reasons and in different ways. Some people might be a certain type of drinker at the begining of the night and then morph into something completely different later in the night. Here’s my list of the 9 Types of College Drinkers -- which one are you?
The Early Starters
Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy? Join these college cats that walk the streets looking for the closest bar in sight. These drinkers are ready to get the party started right here right now!
The Dancers
People who drink to dance and dance to drink and show up at the club already twerkin.
These come in two varieties:
and
The Gossips
We all know what it means when one person leans in close to another – either they’re about to make out or they’re dishing some dirt! He said, she said, we said – the gossips drink to tell!
The Philosophers
These drinkers prefer smaller gatherings or tables for one. You might find them outside in the backyard smoking cigarettes and rambling on about their vague feelings and perspectives on life, or what their spirit animal is, and then they might end up writing about it or making an abstract painting.
The Emotionals
These drinkers are tricky because they can range from being really excited—
to crying – because when they drink they let it all out.
The Flirts
These drinkers came to get paid and get laid. They’re all about the smiles, the jokes, the charm and the bedroom. This comes in both the male and female varieties.
The Selfies
Well we didn’t get all dressed up for nothing did we? Gotta make sure people who aren’t at this party know I was at this party. But first – let me take a selfie.
The Champs
These are the drinkers that spend all night at the beer pong tables throwing ping-pong balls or flipping cups.
The Awkwards
These drinkers don’t know what they’re doing at the party.
