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the real pasta rankings

by: pastaluver

Top: Penne/Rotini/Farfalle
Upper Middle: Spaghetti/Fettuccine/Tortellini/Ravioli
Middle: Elbow Macaroni/Angel Hair/Lasagna/Rigatoni
Lower Middle: Acini de Pepe/Ziti/Shells
Bottom: Rotelle/Fusilli/Linguine

Notes:
-Top tier comes down to personal preference, although Penne continues to dominate for the most part. Farfalle has made moves.
-Tortellini is NOT top tier, so stop saying they are. Maybe when you're featured in more dishes, sure.
-Elbow macaroni can go either Middle or Upper Middle. Depends on personal preference.
-Rigatoni is FALLING
-Rotelle, stop saying you're "on the rise" because you've literally been in zero pasta dishes since those weird versions of pasta salad.

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#1  by: Ha Ha    
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Penne is Theta, Aphi is Tortellini and or Gphi, Elbow is Adpi or Xo, Rigatoni is DG, Rotelle is AXID and Gphi. This is hysterical.

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by: yeahOct 26, 2016 1:11:06 AM

APhi is tortellini - I just saw them rank themselves 3rd.

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#2  by: Pasta Lova   
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Come on, linguine is seriously underrated on this list.

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#3  by: Sorry   
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Sorry, grandma, Penne hasn't been relevant for years.

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#4  by: .   
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you guys are lame for thinking this is funny

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by: @ sorryOct 26, 2016 9:32:43 AM

Shut up Rotelle

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by: .Oct 26, 2016 9:32:43 PM

you're only proving my point

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