Regardless of the reason, there comes a time when words simply aren’t sufficient for normal human conversation (disclaimer: this article may not apply to dog conversations). When the moment arrives for you to reply to a message in a speedy fashion with the best outcome, you may need to use emojis. Yes, I’m sure you remember emojis, the cute little doodads fashioned into your phone’s keyboard. Most smartphone users have them in this day and age. Although you might not think much of these tiny creations, they can spice up any conversation when and only when used correctly. We’ve all probably heard the story about someone’s relative who used the crying/laughing face to reply (albiet incorrectly) to a very serious post on Facebook. With that in mind, this article aims to be your guide. Think of it as your compass to navigate the proper ways to utilize the emoji, and what social situations to use them in. Let’s get started!
The Giggles
When to use: Anytime you’re joking, excited, or just down right happy. Maybe you just watched the cutest kitten video? Totally use it. This section is all about the laughs.
Which ones: Okay, so there are about 15+ smilies you can use in this situation, the alien, the goofy red mask, the laughing kitties, the monkies, anything with confetti. If it makes you smile, chances are it will do the same for someone else.
When to NEVER use: A failed exam, a break-up, your great great aunt June just passed away, or someone just rear ended your car. Remember the story about the crying/laughing face I told you earlier? Yeah, don’t do that.
The Flirt When to use: If you’re conversing with your significant other, discussing the hottie that’s sitting next to you with your best friend, or possibly referencing that really, really good selfie you just posted.
Which ones: There are a boat load of hearts to choose from here, the winking faces, and basically anything with a tongue. As with any romantic endevour, use your best judgement.
When to NEVER use: Essentially this is for close friends/partners only. Just please, please don’t send these to your boss…or professor…or grandmother.
The Hulk
When to use: I don’t recommend being on your phone when angry, but if you just can’t stop those furious fingers from typing, read on.
Which ones: Any of the faces with aggressive eyebrows, the peace sign, the fist, the middle finger, and take your pick of the sharp objects provided (virtual ones only please).
When to NEVER use: Well, assess the situation. Are you really that angry? Could a simple frowny face work instead of twelve fist emojis? I’ll let you be the judge.
The Text of Tears
When to use: Think of this section as the same as the “never use” portion of The Giggles. If you’re unfortunate enough to be in a sad situation, I hope you use these wisely.
Which ones: If it has tears, and it doesn’t look like it’s smiling, then go for it. There are numerous frowny faces, and even more that convey the sensation of being shocked. The broken heart emoji would be useful here too.
When to NEVER use: There comes a time in every young adult’s life when they find themselves in a situation that is too sad or serious to use an emoji. Just pick up the phone and call someone, okay? Some Adele never hurts either.
